Welcome to the Epsilon Chapter
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We have more irreverent comments. We get naked more. We wear more armor. Some of us have more hair, while others don't. We're more obnoxious in Cowan. We're more obnoxious everywhere else. We intended to have more philanthropies. We have more Pavloff. We fix more drywall. We have more tradition than anyone else. We march more. We dress up more. DPS definitely does not like us more. We get caught more. We quote more lines from Office Space. We've been here longer. We have longer meetings. We have more juntas. We have more ambiguous people. We have changed more. We have more esoteric discussions. We imbibe more. We have more big-time alumni. We've got more unemployed recent alumni. We're more modest. We'll miss our thirteen graduating seniors more. We've got the best pledge class 157. We are the are the Epsilon Chapter of Beta Theta Pi and we have been splicing the main brace since 1848. And we had a damn good year.